Phlot on

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"Some people experience hallucinations", the omni-functional personnel asserted. As a result of Covid-19 the establishment was limited to staff personnel as well as clientele. Our personal tour-guide was serving as a receptionist and all things hospitality. My husband and I had the entire facility to ourselves. His birthday surprise was quite the shake up!  

Hallucinations? This did not seem appealing to me. Here's the skinny. Pun intended. Birthday suit for my birthday gift! Your private room comes with a personal shower. Yes, you must purify yourself before entering Lake Minnetonka (Hey Prince fans! 😊)If you thought this was a hot tub experience, guess again. There's no plus one!

I peered into my private "box" located in my private room. Thoughts of drowning crossed my mind. I've taken swim lessons but only to compete in a triathlon. This 40+ fierce female has come to grips with the fact water just isn't her thing. I claim to love new adventures but let's be clear, I like to control the adventures. The soft-spoken all-purpose personnel presented, "you should clear your mind of all thoughts." 

Oh boy! Here we go! I'm definitely going to fail this test. I wonder if my hubby can get a refund?

The room is the size of a YMCA family dressing room with a shower and your personalized water tank is dark, very dark. You are submerged in water. It took me awhile to relax. I was so tense. Slowly, the water took me to another place. I could not believe how tranquil it was. It was a contactless massage. I was floating. I was at peace. My muscles were completely relaxed. 

Are you wondering if I experienced hallucinations? Well, why don't you try it for yourself.

I highly recommend it. Get your phlot on. 😉


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